Spent an hour today studying missile-launch and -guidance technology. Or thought that’s what I was doing. Turned out it was only @angrybirds! Hilarious! #gottalaugh #humorheals
Do not really understand this whole #sequester business. Agree with @presidentbarackobama. Failure of Republican leadership.
Do I look fat in this Speedo? Twitpic.87h4.33ed #downto2500caloriesaday
Are there carbs in kimchee? Anyone? Tweeps? Help! #nothingisworking
Don’t worry, @jimmykimmel. Missiles won’t hit your tapings! Too much of a fan! Follow me back so I can DM you advance warning!
Cannot imagine a scenario in which @hillaryclinton isn’t running. Just makes political sense. Plus she’s hot. Am I right? #gottalovethemoldgals
Hey, @therealjustinbieber, think U R …