From an early draft of the immigration bill:
1.223 (b) The government shall construct a fence across the entirety of the border. Upon completion of the fence the government may, at its discretion, issue temporary visas to undocumented persons, provided the person pays $37,000 in fines, agrees to wait 17 years for full citizenship, abstains from government benefits, and flosses regularly.
The government may, at its discretion, halt or delay construction of the fence, but only under certain exceptions:
A) Someone from Homeland Security went to Home Depot for fence stuff and they were closed. Homeland Security shall interpret “closed” to mean it …