Magazine April 21, 2014, Issue

Poetry

TO AN EARLY BIRD, MID JUNE

To-we, to-woo, to-woe! Must you sing

so early, bird?  Can these announcements wait

until a better time: say, half-past eight?

You don’t think this cacophony will bring

a friend who’ll share her nest so late in spring?

April’s the month to serenade a mate,

and at the latest, May. Accept your fate:

This summer you’re alone. And please don’t cling

to adolescent hopes these clamorous,

brooding lays could win a hen.

Sincerity won’t make her amorous

this close to fall. It’s hard to come to terms

with passing time. You might see spring again.

But let’s talk after breakfast. Go find worms.

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Politics & Policy

Maneuver Warfare

It was February of 1991, and six weeks of brutal aerial bombardment were still no match for Saddam Hussein’s hubris. His continued refusal to evacuate Kuwait had triggered a coalition ...

Books, Arts & Manners

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The Lawless

Just a few months ago, Secretary of State John Kerry was praising “our Russian partners” for their role in making possible a second “Geneva peace conference” on Syria. Having spent ...

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Letters

Tax Talk I fail to understand why National Review deems a proposal to eliminate the federal tax exemption for state and local taxes paid a “welcome” reform (The Week, March 24). ...
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The Week

‐ The get-together between President Obama and Pope Francis was a meeting of giants: One is held by his flock to be infallible, the other merely the Vicar of Christ. ‐ ...
The Long View

From the MSNBC Archives . . .

April 19, 1886: “President Cleveland a ‘Father’ to Many” President Grover Cleveland took the extraordinarily brave and forthright step today of acknowledging his son. A lifelong Democrat, President Cleveland, as of ...
Athwart

Too Darn Hot

The International Court of Justice, which would get more respect if they appended “and Pancakes” to its name, has asked Japan to stop whaling. Japan has agreed, which must have ...
Politics & Policy

Poetry

TO AN EARLY BIRD, MID JUNE To-we, to-woo, to-woe! Must you sing so early, bird?  Can these announcements wait until a better time: say, half-past eight? You don’t think this cacophony will bring a friend ...

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