Seriously? Guys, just heard the wildest rumor about a movie Sony is making about yours truly! So excited! Getting deets ASAP from military intelligence! #gonnabeastar #gonnashinesobright #itsshowtime
Hey! @kimkardashian! I can do that with a glass of champagne too! Follow me back so I can DM you! #weshouldgettogether #bffs #thinkingaboutlaunchingalineofsportswear
#tbt to when my dad and I first met! #iwasfifteen #awkwardteenyears #helovedmeright? twitpic.com/2y3nj
Hillary’s inevitability is also her greatest liability. Strength can also be weakness. @newyorktimeseditorialboard Please consider me for when @paulkrugman is on vacation or giving a speech.
Not getting the dudes on @sharktankABC. Would so fund that WiFi-powered dog leash it’s crazy. …