March 22, 2017
0430: President Sanders wakes and wanders around the residence in his underwear asking why young people are so rude these days. He is guided back to his bedroom by White House domestic staff.
0545: President Sanders receives his first briefing of the day. He is informed about who is taking him to his doctor’s appointment later this week, when tomato soup will return to the White House Mess lunchtime menu, the person’s name from that show that was on that one time, and if anyone else is itchy.
0830: National Security Briefing. President receives the daily security update.
0831: Daily Speaking …