FROM: MEDIA TEAM
We’ve digested and analyzed the focus-group results from our weekend surveys, and have compiled those along with the results of our snap cellphone poll Sunday night. Taken together, these form a pretty accurate picture of where the American voter is right now.
The good news, sir, is that you continue to score well in all traditionally supportive groups. The “Obama Coalition” remains strong: Government Union Members (GUMs), Young Pre-Voting-Age Americans (Preevees), Millennials (Millies), Traditional Democrats (TradDems), Muslim Radicals (MusRads), Millionaire Feminists (MillFems), and University Employees (UnivEmps) remain firmly supportive of your policies and performance.
UnivEmps and MusRads are currently showing the steepest erosion, but much of that can be attributed to UnivEmps activities surrounding the start of the school year, which is traditionally a time when they focus on teaching new and returning students the newly approved language regulations, leaving less time to engage with current events. And MusRads had a higher-than-usual non-response rate to our pollsters, probably reflecting family preparations and general activities during the Al-Hijra/Muharram holidays, in addition to being preoccupied with planning spontaneous acts of violent domestic terrorism and demonstrations against anti-MusRad bigotry. When we take both numbers again at the end of the month, we should see you returning to your soaring popularity with both groups. As we’ve noted before, UnivEmps and MusRads form the cornerstones of our voter outreach.
What troubles us, though, is that, as is evident in the breakdown of the polling numbers — and confirmed by focus-group discussions — there seems to be a sense among some Obama Coalition voters that there is what we are calling a Manhood Deficit with regard to foreign affairs. TradDems used words like “Jimmy Carter” and “weak” and “prison b**ch” when asked to describe the relationship between POTUS and Russian Federation leader Vladimir Putin. In “Words That Come to Mind” questions within the TradDem cohort, for Vladimir Putin the word “powerful” scored multiple times. For “Barack Obama,” the highest-scoring pair word was “Caitlyn.”
Among MillFems, especially (and this is particularly odd, as this is not a usual concern of this cohort), there is a strong feeling that your current foreign stature has become “feminized, and we mean that in a bad way,” by its interactions with Russian Federation leader Vladimir Putin, who scores well in “Has Leadership Qualities” and “Would Be a Tough but Fair Dad” and “Wouldn’t Kick Him Out of Bed for Eating Triscuits” categories. (The last category registered only with voters who self-identified as “gay” or “gay-friendly.”)
The good news is that GUMs remain solidly supportive, at or above the 90th percentile. While this may seem like a drop in support — earlier surveys of Government Union Members tracked their support in the 110–145 percent range — it more accurately reflects our new system of independently surveying this group, checking the math carefully, and insisting on private and confidential interviews with polling subjects.
When focus groups in the GUM category were led through a series of issue-by-issue questions, their support became even more solid and unshakeable. At one point, a GUM focus group consisting mostly of older female SEIU members in leadership positions became enraged at what they interpreted as “negative” and “biased” and “racist” questions about your competence in negotiating the recent agreement with Iran and your engagements with Vladimir Putin, and six of the ladies present pinned the focus-group leader to the floor and forced him to swallow his own left hand. So GUM support remains firm.
Preevees and Millies also remain devoted and single-minded fans. Luckily, neither group has registered any awareness of events in Syria or Iran, or any familiarity with economic-growth stagnation, crime-rate increases, Vladimir Putin, or the world in general. Both groups associate you and your administration with the popular pop singer Beyoncé and are only dimly aware of the policy initiatives you have engaged in. As the Preevee category ages into voting eligibility, we expect their awareness to remain flat or even diminish, which is additional good news.
Aside from the Manhood Deficit enumerated above, your current standing remains strong, and your support among the Obama Coalition is solid. In addition, you have picked up significant support from a fast-growing group of voters, Trump Sympathizers (TrumpSymps), who, when polled on the specific issues, remain enthusiastic about your national health-care plan and your frequent use of non-constitutional federal authority. While we do not currently track TrumpSymps in our weekly surveys, as they continue to develop into a powerful and vocal group advocating progressive and TradDem policies, we will monitor them for signs of support.
Attached, please find the quantified results.
The Media Team