FROM: MEDIA TEAM
We’ve digested and analyzed the focus-group results from our weekend surveys, and have compiled those along with the results of our snap cellphone poll Sunday night. Taken together, these form a pretty accurate picture of where the American voter is right now.
The good news, sir, is that you continue to score well in all traditionally supportive groups. The “Obama Coalition” remains strong: Government Union Members (GUMs), Young Pre-Voting-Age Americans (Preevees), Millennials (Millies), Traditional Democrats (TradDems), Muslim Radicals (MusRads), Millionaire Feminists (MillFems), and University Employees (UnivEmps) remain firmly supportive of your policies and performance.
UnivEmps and MusRads are …