The Republican Party Edition™
Republican-party front-runner Donald J. Trump pads into the “thinking room” in his elegant, palatial Palm Beach estate, Mar-a-Lago. As he sits on his gilded and intricately carved seat, beneath the impish grins of the constellation of cherubs carved overhead, his eyes narrow and his lips pooch out. He sighs loudly.
“What am I going to do?” Donald J. Trump asks himself, unexpectedly aloud.
There’s a knock on the door. It’s his loving wife, Melania. “Donald? Donald? What is happening in there? Are you in distress?”
“I’m fine, dearest,” he answers.
“You are talking to who?”
“I’m musing aloud, dear one,” Donald …