One of the most dependable ways to ensure the Glorious Future for the People is to render the past indefensible. Today’s lesson from the bright-eyed scribes at the website Buzzfeed: “Gender Segregated Bathrooms Have a Long Ugly History.”
You might have thought that there were different bathrooms because men and women were different. Oh no. It’s part of the relentless imposition of Gendered Spaces on a sullen population by the dark forces of history — possibly on the orders of J. P. Morgan, American Standard, and the Porcelain Trust. Now that we know that gender is utterly subjective and that men
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