Magazine September 26, 2016, Issue

Trump TV Fall 2017 Lineup

(All times Eastern)

7:30–9:00 a.m.

Morning cartoons, hosted by Cap’n Eric

A return to the good old days, when early-morning television featured safe, wholesome cartoon fare for children, such as Snagglepuss and Speedy Gonzales. Hosted by whimsical and fun “Cap’n Eric” — Eric Trump in a hilarious sailor costume — and featuring interstitial entertainment messages from Mr. Trump himself. Kids are encouraged to join “Trump’s Youth Brigade” for the low price of $15 per month, which includes a certificate suitable for framing and a cloth “arm bracelet” that can be worn anytime! (Monthly fee is a recurring credit-card charge that can be discontinued

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Letters

The Wage-Floor Roof of the Working-Class Ghetto Helen Andrews’ review of Hillbilly Elegy: A Memoir, by J. D. Vance, in the August 15 issue summarizes Vance’s effort to explain the factors ...
Politics & Policy

The Week

‐ Whoever used that hammer on Hillary’s phones should loan it to Huma Abedin. ‐ Acting as if it were an arm of the Clinton campaign, the FBI dumped the contents ...
Politics & Policy

Poetry

A MEMORY OF FRANKLIN STREET Heaven surrounded us, all sweetness then, Bright sky and earth, so calm and more than fair; Warm and expansive, welcoming, so when We passed a building it seemed more ...

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