Dear Mr. Trump:
Many apologies for the delay in replying to your questions. I assure you that everyone in the Trump Organization Legal Department is working overtime on your latest legal actions and should have replied more promptly to your message. It’s our fault entirely that we, as a department, are not keeping up with our Twitter DMs.
Also, to clarify: The use of the phrase “working overtime” in the above paragraph is strictly figurative. We continue to work under the flat-fee arrangement as before.
STATUS OF LEGAL ACTIONS:
1. Donald J. Trump v. Sennheiser Electronic GmbH & Co. KG
We have filed …