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Beginning with the Syria Situationsk:
Situation in Syria is not problem. Relax yourself and think on top of other things that may be more bigger problems, like what for is Kanye West doing on his tour and what is happening on top of the Twitter timelinesk. Better for to just ignore what is being seen on the televisionsk and the journalists who …