Magazine December 31, 2016, Issue

Presidential Daily Briefing

Prepared by the combined Intelligence Agencies of the Union of Americanyits States and no one else!

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Guaranteed 100% True Americanyits Content with only tiny pieces of Russian Influence, so mind of yours to be set easy at.

Beginning with the Syria Situationsk:

Situation in Syria is not problem. Relax yourself and think on top of other things that may be more bigger problems, like what for is Kanye West doing on his tour and what is happening on top of the Twitter timelinesk. Better for to just ignore what is being seen on the televisionsk and the journalists who

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Happy Warrior

Hillary Gone Wild

“Bigfoot. Chupacabra. The Loch Ness monster. All rarely seen. All shrouded in mystery. Tonight, we’re headed to the woods of Westchester County to search for the most elusive legend of ...
Politics & Policy

Letters

Prosecutor, Heal Thyself An item in the Week in the December 5 issue begins: “If there’s anything more New Jersey than having a corrupt political figure create artificial traffic troubles to ...
Politics & Policy

The Week

‐ We haven’t seen liberals this interested in Russians and fake news since Walter Duranty. ‐ Trump picked ExxonMobil CEO Rex Tillerson as his nominee for secretary of state. As the ...
Politics & Policy

Poetry

AUTUMN SONG after Chassignet Little flower, you live in constant danger: Likely to be crushed under foot or torn by wind, Sun-scorched or gobbled by a goat. These October days streaked with regrets and tears Are ...

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