TO: SURVEILLANCE STAFF
SUBJ: Please note the areas marked below and re-send with annotations and explanations for POTUS.
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NSA FILE 345.76
FISA WARRANT 091416: FILED
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[Static. Hiss. Beeping noise.]
UNIDENTIFIED FEMALE VOICE: It’s ready!
[Microwave door opening.]
UNIDENTIFIED MALE VOICE: Let it sit for a sec. Those things come out of there, like hot, like lava hot.
UNIDENTIFIED FEMALE VOICE: Is fine, Donald. Is fine. Is Hot Pocket. Is supposed to be hots. Made to eat it hots.
UNIDENTIFIED MALE VOICE: You know what? This is crazy. This is the problem. People eat those right from the thing and …