By the time you’re reading this, Dr. David Dao of Elizabethtown, Ky., will be a pub-quiz question living comfortably off a modest chunk of United Airlines CEO Oscar Munoz’s golden parachute. But at the time I’m writing it, Dao is the cause célèbre of every dingus with an opposable thumb and a Wi-Fi signal.
I barely have the strength to rehash the particulars. Dao was roughed up by an airport rent-a-cop for acting like a jerk, and yes I know United messed up, and no I don’t care that they overbooked –
You know what? You either know what I’m talking about