Magazine September 11, 2017, Issue

“The Kellyanne Conway Show”

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Episode 203 : “New Boss, Same as the Old Boss”

Fade In: int. white house — day

Kellyanne enters in a rush.

Kellyanne: So sorry I’m late! You would not believe how hard it is to get here through all of those awful protesters. I mean, I guess it’s a First Amendment thing, but –

She stops. She notices the empty desk next to hers.

Kellyanne: Uh oh.

She crosses over to Mr. Bannon’s office, takes a deep breath, smooths her dress, breathes into her hand to check her breath, and is about to knock on the door when Donald Trump enters from the Oval Office.

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Masked Media Critics I have enjoyed  National Review for nearly four decades. Even when NR gets it wrong (in my view), they almost always do so thoughtfully and from sound conservative ...
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‐ Clearly, any sportscaster named Nathan Forrest need not apply for a job at ESPN. ‐ Steve Bannon got the axe. He had alienated many of his co-workers through infighting and ...
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HOME When I left here I was young; I return — a target for stares. Though my temples are gray I still speak the local tongue. Kids smile at me as I pass And ask me ...

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