Magazine November 27, 2017, Issue

The Kellyanne Conway Show

(Joshua Roberts/Reuters)

Episode 211: “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell”

Fade in

Int. Kellyanne’s office — day

Kellyanne enters her office, looks at her desk. She checks her messages.

Kellyanne: (calling out to her assistant) Louise! Louise!

Louise enters wearing her usual apron and drying her hands on a dishtowel.

Louise: Yes, Miss Kellyanne?

Kellyanne: Where are my messages from this morning? Where are the papers in my inbox?

Louise: You took care of them before lunch, Miss K.

Kellyanne: So you’re telling me that I . . . I . . . I have an empty inbox?

Louise: Yes ma’am! What with Mr. President out of the country and whatnot, sure does seem

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Letters

The Many Names of the Entitlement State In “Cut the Payroll Tax” (October 16), James C. Capretta asserts: “Cutting it would encourage more people to join the labor force; it would ...
The Week

The Week

‐ Bernie Sanders is shocked that the Democrats’ election was fixed. This would never happen under socialism. ‐ Democrat Ralph Northam shellacked Republican Ed Gillespie in the Virginia gubernatorial race. It’s ...
Poetry

Poetry

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