Episode 211: “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell”

Fade in

Int. Kellyanne’s office — day

Kellyanne enters her office, looks at her desk. She checks her messages.

Kellyanne: (calling out to her assistant) Louise! Louise!

Louise enters wearing her usual apron and drying her hands on a dishtowel.

Louise: Yes, Miss Kellyanne?

Kellyanne: Where are my messages from this morning? Where are the papers in my inbox?

Louise: You took care of them before lunch, Miss K.

Kellyanne: So you’re telling me that I . . . I . . . I have an empty inbox?

Louise: Yes ma’am! What with Mr. President out of the country and whatnot, sure does seem …