Magazine May 28, 2018, Issue

“The Kellyanne Conway Show”

(Reuters photo: Jonathan Ernst)

Episode 207: Fixing the Leak

 

FADE IN: INT. WEST WING OFFICE — DAY.

(KELLYANNE sits at her desk. She is on the phone.)

Kellyanne: (into phone) I don’t think we’ve ever really defined the phrase “porn star,” in the sense that a “star” is someone whose name usually appears above the title of a film, at least that’s the way it’s conventionally used, and — what? (pause) Yes, I am serious. (pause) Well, I’m really sorry you feel that way but it’s my job to be precise with language. (pause) Well, I’m sorry, too. (pause) No, this isn’t what I imagined working in

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