“Letters and Diaries, Juvenilia, Christmas and Related Material”
December 17, 1958
Dear Santa, if that is in fact your real name (I have my doubts),
This letter is pursuant to our conversation of last Saturday, in the “Christmas Village” at the flagship Macy’s Department Store on Herald Square. I say “Christmas Village” but I know that you and I are both quite aware that it is in normal non-seasonal times the area designated for the Husky Young Mister line of apparel. I know that area well.
Further, let me begin my remarks by informing you that I did not appreciate your jokes …