Static. Sound of aerosol spray.
potus: . . . just to get some on my fingers, and then I can use it to tack the strands down, you see? Don’t spray the head. Spray the fingers, and then use the fingers for a more accurate application of the hair product. Do you get it?
unidentified male voice: Hello? Mr. President?
potus: Yeah, hey, just a second. And then you dab it. It’s a dabbing motion. Gentle. Be nice to it. Be nice to the hair. Okay, yeah, back. Listen, can we talk, like, honestly? We gotta do something about John Bolton. …