Magazine April 8, 2019, Issue

College Bribery at Home

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RYAN: Mom, just read about the kids whose parents paid money to get them into college and I need to ask if u and or dad did anything to help me get in2 cornell b/c people are asking y im on the lax roster when i don’t play lax and also y i spell this way if i got a 800 on the verbal part of the SAT

MOM: Ry this is not a gd time to have this convo

RYAN: Mom? OMG

MOM: Ry am in an important meeting with lawyers and some investigators and wd prefer to talk when the meeting

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