Episode 431: “Mr. Kellyanne”
FADE IN: INT. BEDROOM — DAY
President Trump is on the sofa, watching three televisions, all of which are tuned to Fox & Friends. He’s in his usual morning wardrobe: a short terrycloth robe and a towel wrapped like a turban over his head. He watches for a moment, laughs, then stops, cocks his head to one side, and with a lightbulb-over-the-head expression picks up his phone.
President Trump (speaking as he taps): Crazy, Joe, Biden, likes, to, smell, hair, Angry, Amy, Klobuchar, eats, with, a, comb, Bar, Hopping, Beto. . . .
A pause. He thinks. Then:
President Trump …