Magazine: Athwart

The Incalculable Loss

Nothing says “middle-aged, Sunday, married, no football on” like walking through the big-box hardware store with a toilet seat under each arm...

Gimme Shelter

The Hawaiian False Alarm was a perfect example of how things fit a certain template these days.

Regulation Nation

Regulations are a fearsome tool for imposing the will of the state. Trump wants to cut them. What a Hitler, eh?

O Cap’n! My Cap’n!

It’s time for the annual review of the War on Christmas, including the obligatory note that there is no actual War on Christmas.