Magazine: Athwart

The Click of Doom

Analyzing a comment from an L.A. politician on how smoothie enthusiasts could cope with the new plastic-straw ban.

The Children’s Crusade

We do not wish to take orders from dour children whose Save the Earth poster occupies a space that had pictures of Pokémon two years ago.

Girth Dearth

According to the Left, it is bad to stigmatize the mentally ill, but unless you have the proper opinions on social issues, you have a mental illness.

Plowing the Web

‘Beyond parody — Fox Business cuts away from Trump’s speech right after he laments, bizarrely, that tractors can’t hook up to the internet.’

Going Postal

Bernie Sanders tweeted a hot new idea: ‘Did you know that from 1911-1967, Americans could bank at their local post office?’