BRACE yourselves, Bostonians: Hundreds of angry little people are mobilizing to come to your Patriots-loving town. On Wednesday night, Boston police shut down Jeff Beacher and his crew of midgets and dwarfs as they performed at a Playboy Energy Drink event at The Estate. “Everyone was having a great time,” said one reveler, “until cops bombarded the party and tried to arrest Jeff.” We’re told Beacher, who was slapped with a strict warning, violated a Boston law that prevents “the promotion of albinos and midgets”–a politically correct statute that little people find patronizing, insulting and discriminatory. “I think it’s disgusting that Boston does not allow little people to perform in its city.” Beacher vowed to Page Six: “I am going to orchestrate the largest little-person protest and performance and let them try to stop us from earning a living.”
Everything about Boston is odd. You violate the world’s stupidest law, and you get a “strict warning.” That must be left over from the Willie Horton days, who was probably under “strict instructions” not to kill anybody while he was out on leave.