For some reason, he didn’t have “DON’T GO TO PARTIES WITH PLAYBOY PLAYMATES” on his list. You’d think that would be numero uno. But, FWIW, here’s the advice from the guy that lost the Tennessee Senate race and then moved to New York and got laughed out of its Senate race. I can only assume that this op-ed means he’s planning to move to another state where he feels he has a better shot at winning. Like those seven states (out of 57) where President Obama has campaigned that normal Americans haven’t discovered yet.