Ladies and gentlemen, the New York Times Editorial Board:
In the first ring, the Contortionist!
Far be it for us to denounce leaks.
But prepare to be amazed: The Times will now, for your entertainment, twist their position 180 degrees and denounce 99 percent of them!
But it is something else entirely when officials peddle disinformation for propaganda purposes or to harm a political adversary.
Tah dah!
Now direct your attention to the center ring, where Jo-Jo the Clown will perform his routine,