The only problem is that you can’t convince an NR intern to do this because, they’re, you know, smart:
ASHEVILLE, North Carolina (AP) — You can call her Cutout Dissection.com, or Cutout for short, but just don’t call her Jennifer.
The former Jennifer Thornburg — whose driver’s license now reads Dissection.com, Cutout — wanted to do something to protest animal dissections in schools.
The 19-year-old’s new name is also the Web address for an anti-dissection page of the site for People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, where she is interning.
“I normally do have to repeat my name several times when I am introducing myself to someone new,” she told The Asheville Citizen-Times. “Once they find out what my name is, they want to know more about what the Web site is about.”