I went to see Snakes on a Plane last night. My favorite moment came right before the flight takes off, when an associate of criminal mastermind Eddie Kim asks him, “Are you sure about this?”
Kim replies: “Don’t you think I’ve exhausted every other option?”
What I want to know is, what was the option that immediately proceeded putting a crate full of poisonous snakes on an airplane?
The answer: Who cares, if it means getting to watch Samuel L. Jackson battle venomous serpents for 90 minutes?