Oh, carbs! Why do I love you so much? Why do you taste so nom nom? #losinglbsishardworkevenforasupremeleader
Not sure why @generalriyongho was hiding in my armoire, but he certainly gave me a jolt. Also not sure why he had that Luger. Oh well. I’ll ask him when he comes to. #goodthingIhadmyfreeweights
Some songs just hit you like they were written just for you. For me that’s “Cat’s in the Cradle.” Also “Wind Beneath My Wings.” Also “Super Freak.” #feelinglonely
Had tea with Uncle Sung today. I think he’s warming up to me. When I talked about how great it would be to kidnap hip-hop sensation Drake to help build up our music biz he was totally silent. I expected him to slap me. Progress!
Hard to decide which labor camp to visit and which one to liquidate. #secondworldproblems
I just ousted @SungKimCha as mayor of Pyongyang Military Academy.
Hey, Tweeps, check out my super fresh new tat. It’s of my dad, sipping ginseng tea underneath a mountain. But instead of tattooing a mountain, I’ve just used my . . . well see for yourself: twitpic.com/kdsa8
Hey! @morganfairchild! Please follow me so I can DM you! #haveagreatoffer
FF @govjerrybrown @mattyglesias @ericalterman Great guys, really crushing it in their respective realms. (How about a follow back, dudes? Good Twittiquette!)
That awkward moment when you want to connect with your uncle who is trying to replace your dictator father but you just can’t ever call him “Dad”
Find myself totally into dubstep. Cannot get enough. Loving the new Skrillex. Wish I knew what all of that was.
Hey Tweeps! A Twitter request: 1. What is dubstep? 2. Who is Skrillex? #northkoreaneedsspotify
A long meeting with military types. People keep asking about the new “marshal” position and who’s going to get it. Personally, more interested in @americanidol
@markzuckerberg Did you find it hard to get people to take a young leader seriously? Cuz I sure do! #youngdudesrule
I stand with President Barack Obama and his Plan to Finish the Job! Please RT! @obamaforamerica