What’s Going On at the GZM This Week?
Prayer Rugs for the Needy
We’re collecting prayer rugs for the needy. Please put all gently worn prayer rugs in the bin right next to the Stoning Wall. We’ll be distributing them next Thursday, so please make sure to put your donation in the bin before then.
Newlyweds Social Group
Just got married? Confused about what happens next? It’s hard to make a marriage work in 2010, and we’re here to help. For guys, we talk in an open and supportive environment about learning your wife’s name, understanding her limitations, and beating her with a bag full of oranges. For the gals, it’s All About Obedience. Tea and cakes are served (separately) after the sessions. It’s really a great way to meet other newlyweds and to realize that Hey! We’re not alone!
We meet every week in the Crimes of Judaism Conference Room. To sign up or for more info, just e-mail [email protected]
Youth Group Picnic & Stoning!
WHERE: Ft. Tryon Park
WHEN: This Saturday
WHAT: The youth group has been doing some amazing work this year — we’ve raised a lot of money for the new Teen Hangout Center in the basement of the main hall — and we’re celebrating with a picnic! And a stoning!
WHAT TO BRING: Frisbees, a boom box for listening to audio tapes of the great imams, hot-dog buns, a great attitude!
WHAT TO WEAR: Sweaters in case of cold weather, heavier burqas. Gals: Remember to bring the burqas with the slightly larger eyeholes for Ultimate Frisbee.
WHAT YOU CAN DO: Please consider pitching in, either in the morning before the picnic to help set up tables and chairs and the barbeque, or maybe you can help gather smooth, tossable stones from the nearby river bank, or maybe there’s a special person in your life who you feel needs to be stoned to death (nominees due via e-mail by Tuesday AT THE LATEST!!!!!!). The key is to get involved!!! The Youth Group is only as strong as YOU make it!!! You get out of it what you put into it!!!! Any ?? or thoughts, see us after morning call to prayer or e-mail [email protected]
Recovery Programs at the GZM
Canceled due to eternal damnation.