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Undead Reckoning

by Mark Steyn

I try to resist the siren song of metaphor, luring the polemicist onto the gaudy rocks of glibness and meretriciousness only for his sturdy column to crack and sink 400 words before the safe harbor of the final paragraph. Honest I do. But a few months ago I was inveigled by my daughter into taking her along to something called “Zombie Shopping Mall.” It was in Reading, a drab town on the outskirts of London, and I had carelessly assumed that it would be a purpose-built attraction. Instead, upon arrival we discovered that the zombie bloodfest took place in an actual shopping mall that had gone out of business. The new management had left in place the dangling shingles and abandoned store windows and hired a bunch of Equity-minimum extras to rampage through the joint terrorizing those in search of an authentic “horror immersion experience.” It was so authentic there wasn’t even a welcome area: Participants met at the former mall’s padlocked, graffiti-defaced delivery entrance. The bona fide decrepitude added an eerie frisson of verisimilitude to the zombie apocalypse. Not to mention that it’s oddly poignant when something that was once real is reduced to no more than a stage set for dystopian fantasy. For a while, back in New Hampshire, every time we passed a shuttered building or an abandoned pasture, we’d joke about opening Zombie Sawmill or Zombie Dairy Farm.

In tough times, audiences supposedly seek escapism—like the frothy film musicals of the Great Depression, with Astaire and Rogers and an army of betailed and begowned supporting players gliding without a care across vast unbounded parquet dance floors in art deco palaces. But some escapisms are less escapist than others, and the present zombie fever seems an appropriate end point for pop culture in a fin de la civilisation West. The zombie is of newer vintage than most of his Monster Mash confreres. Americans first ran across him during the U.S. military occupation of Haiti. Back then it was exotic stuff: Do do that voodoo that you foreigners do so well. That a cultural archetype from the most impoverished, violent, dysfunctional, and peripheral part of the hemisphere should seem such a perfect fit for the global superpower at the dawn of the 21st century is itself a little unsettling. But don’t worry, we Americanized him: The flesh-eating is a local embellishment, invented by George A. Romero 45 years ago for his film The Night of the Living Dead. As I say, one should beware the temptations of metaphor, particularly for creatures as thinly delineated as the vast anonymous dead-eyed hordes, whose rotting shoulders can be burdened with whatever tickles your fancy. Writing in the New York Times, Amy Wilentz sees them as the unquestioning workhorses of global capitalism:

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