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Borderline Crazy

by James Lileks

From an early draft of the immigration bill: 

1.223 (b) The government shall construct a fence across the entirety of the border. Upon completion of the fence the government may, at its discretion, issue temporary visas to undocumented persons, provided the person pays $37,000 in fines, agrees to wait 17 years for full citizenship, abstains from government benefits, and flosses regularly.

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