@unclesongthaek Trying to reach out to you. Please read my Tumblr. Hard to talk to you when all you do is yell. I know I’m not perfect. Neither are you. #isanyone? Tmblr.co/cgrs.0945
I’ll come right out and say it. Don’t care if it’s controversial. Do not understand what Katniss sees in Peeta. Found that part of @thehungergamescatchingfire totally unbelievable. He’s such a wuss. #teamgale #gokatniss #cannotwaitformockingjay
They say Obamacare website wait times are now somewhere between two and three hours. Impressive! Kudos, @barackobama! Don’t let the haters get you down.
@mileycyrus Guurrl! Totes get what you were going for with the twerking performance! I’m also trying to “be my own person” and would love to talk to u! Follow me back so I can DM you! Ttyl!
Finally making real progress with some family issues during a very honest and emotional therapy session. If anyone out there in Twitter land wants to know if family therapy works, I’m here to tell you: IT DOES!!! #itgetsbetter #humble #gratitude
@oprahwinfrey Can. Not. Believe. You got shut out of Globes. Loved loved loved “The Butler” and think Hollywood Foreign Press is probs racist. Come to NoKo! Would love to host your show on my network!
Any #millennial Tweeps have advice on how to talk to old dudes about why change is important? Feel like I’m trapped in a totally whack generational thing and trying to feel my way. Hit me back! Thnx!
Weird how in America the leader is so skinny but the country is so fat. Complete opposite here in DPRK. Would love to know how my country stays so slim! Personally, I cannot say no to the carbs. #ironyalert
It’s not wrong to cry when you’re being honest with your family about your weight issues and your trust issues. Being laughed at by certain older family members when I’m trying to be transparent and vulnerable in therapy session is NOT HELPING. #lookingatyou @unclesongthaek
New Rachel Maddow column in WaPo about Bush legacy of destruction in the Rep. party. Smart take! http://rftsWaPo.3256
Looking at pictures of my dad @kimjongil’s funeral procession. Feeling #grateful and #blessed but also mad. Dudes carrying his coffin don’t “get” me or new media. Wish there was some way to “youngify” my posse. #thinking #outsidethebox
Hot tub selfie! Twitpic.2309.vfg #thankyoudratkins #waterwascold #dontjudge
The person holding the Talking Stick is the person who gets to talk in the therapy session. DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY @UNCLESONGTHAEK DOES NOT RESPECT THAT. Thinking that maybe we need a new family therapist. This one is not respecting the rules and letting certain family members dominate the session.
Open offer to all members of the @obamacare website task force: Please check out my blog on @squarespace. See what I can do? Like the GIFs and the visuals? Let me know if I can help! #reachingout #buildingbridges #we’renotsodifferent
Impossible to understand how anyone manages to rule a country without the use of #instagram or #facebook or #massexecutions. Hey, @vladimirputin! Follow me back so we can DM. #greatminds
Hey! Medical Tweeps! Please tell me: Is this an animal bite or a zit or something else? Oozing something and itches like crazy. But how did it get there? pic.twitter.com/zhbbt.T6HYh #needsecondopinion #notcrazyaboutDPRKdocs #itscoldinthebathroom #dontjudge
Difficult to make progress in family therapy because the reality is that after each session I have to execute the therapist. Tough finding new ones.
Hey, @dylansprouse! Stay strong, bro. We’ve all been there!
Advice from my Tweeps on dealing with old dudes so far: start writing honest and transparent Tumblr (did that), sit down and have guided discussion with facilitator present (did that), or kill them all. #thinking
Ever have a family situation you think will get better if you just sit down and communicate honestly and halfway through you realize that it’s never going to change? Gives me a sad. #notsurewhattodo
Hey, @unclesongthaek, meet me at my office later tonight. Please come alone. Don’t wear anything special.
Hey, @auntkyonghui, don’t think @unclesongthaek is going to make it back in time for dinner. Just go ahead and eat. Will catch up with you later.
Hey, @uncleleungma, meet me at my office later tonight. Please come alone. Don’t wear anything special.
Hey, entire @peoplesrevolutionarycouncilDPRK, meet me at my office later tonight. Please come alone. Don’t wear anything special.
OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! Brody dies??? Please tell me this doesn’t happen. Will never watch the show again if it does. #homeland
Sorry, Tweeps! Should have put a SPOILER ALERT on that last one. #mybad