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Air Force Academy Builds Wiccan Shrine

Outtakes from America’s decline: The Air Force academy has shown its dedication to supporting all religions by building a one-size-fits-all shrine for — brace yourself — “all earth-based religions.”

Their ranks are slim. According to the academy’s enrollment records, only three of 4,300 cadets identified themselves as pagans, followers of an ancient religion that generally does not worship a single god and considers all things in nature interconnected.

Still, the academy this year dedicated an $80,000 outdoor worship center — a small Stonehenge-like circle of boulders with propane fire pit — high on a hill for the handful of current or future cadets whose religions fall under the broad category of “Earth-based.” Those include pagans, Wiccans, druids, witches and followers of Native American faiths.

Witches in the Air Force? Chaplain Maj. Darren Duncan, branch chief of cadet faith communities at the academy, sighs. A punch line waiting to happen, and he’s heard all the broom jokes.

For the record, there are no witches among the cadets this year. But the two spiritual leaders for all Earth-based religions — one a civilian, one an Air Force reservist — are witches and regularly cast spells, which they say is not so different from offering prayer. There also are no druids this year. But there could be next year.

As a taxpayer, I find it nice to know our government now spends money employing self-described witches who cast spells as “spiritual leaders” — in spite of the fact that there is basically zero demand for these services. That’s great because we know that being politically correct is essential for military readiness.

This is the kind of story that makes America’s enemies laugh with derision.

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