The University of Maryland! In the annual Collegiate Turf Bowl, that is. The Washington Post has the details.
These students will probably land decent jobs, I would suppose. Working on the turf at, oh, Cypress Point sounds pretty appealing.
On the other hand, could they have learned about good grass and weeds without a four-year degree? Has a college degree become mandatory for young people who want to work on golf courses or other manicured lawns?