Phi Beta Cons

Can You Feel It?

Those are the tremulous birth pangs of the world held in waiting — breath bated, knock-kneed, tongue knawed — for that one, awe-inspring, all-important moment, now only hours away. Yes, the release of the U.S. News & World Report annual college rankings.

Elite-college-obsessed parents, please — don’t forget your Zambian tonight.


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