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Dismaying Report on ‘Lee Bollinger’s Disease’

The World Psychiatric Association (WPA) has issued its definitive study on Intelligentsia Derangement Disorder (IDD), the symptoms of which are “profound disruption in cognition involving the most fundamental human attributes: language, thought, perception and desire for self preservation.”
IDD “has been found in epidemic proportions on university campuses … 99.99999% of all, non-economist social science professors [in the West] are affected as are almost all tenured members of the “Arts” faculties of universities throughout the developed world. (Satire by William S. Smith, TCS Daily)


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