Phi Beta Cons

Eddie Murphy, the better craftsman

The poem Carol posted earlier today is obviously plagiarized from one recited by Eddie Murphy in a Saturday Night Live skit some years ago.  I hereby recite from memory:

Kill my landlord

Kill my landlord

Kill my landlord

Got no reason

Kill my landlord

C-I-L-L my landlord

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