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Fighting Sioux: Switch Not Fight

Here’s a joke circulating that relates to John’s posting on the Fighting Sioux fan giftshop: Florida State University, whose teams are called the Seminoles, decided they had to have a secret meeting to determine an alternative team name in case politically correct pressures forced them to change the name. The university trustees met one afternoon and argued different choices half the night. Finally, at 3 a.m. they agreed on a new alternative name for their teams: The Florida State Bingo Casino Executives.

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