Phi Beta Cons Freshman Term Paper Discovers Something Totally New About Silas Marner By John J. Miller About John J. Miller Follow John J. Miller on Twitter May 26, 2007 10:01 AM Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Share on Flipboard Email this article Print this article This article from The Onion is almost ten years old, but it’s still knee-slappingly funny. Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Share on Flipboard Email this article Print this article Comments