Phi Beta Cons

For That Special Someone

Amidst holiday distractions, I somehow missed the Campus Progress “Progressive Gift Guide” the world’s foremost listing of gifts that you don’t want to buy or receive. It’s a litany of political dreck, hipster trash, or worse.
Let’s see, we have: 

  • Special leftie Converse sneakers

  • “TV on the Radio”—a rock band that is “unapologetically political in lamenting the United States’ turn toward war under the Bush administration”

  • Stop Smiling–“The magazine for high-minded lowlifes” 

Campus Progress, not only political, but really cool! Coming soon to a remainder aisle near you.