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Ultimate College Accessory

If Moms and Dads are looking to get their kids something nice before they head back to college this fall, new cell-phones with built-in Breathalyzers are sure to be all of the rage on campus. Not only will you keep junior from driving drunk, you can help protect his dignity:

The LP4100 also allows users to set up the phone so on certain nights and after a certain time they do not call certain people in their phone book. Think ex-boyfriend or ex-girlfriend.

If you have a blood-alcohol level over .08, the phone will not let you dial that person. So it not only promotes sobriety, but chastity–and probably your dignity, as well.

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