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British Wind Turbine Possibly Hit by UFO

A wind turbine in northeastern England stood wrecked Wednesday with one of its giant 65-foot blades torn off — after it was hit by a UFO.

Locals were woken by the 4 a.m. smash after strange lights were spotted streaking towards the 290-foot-tall generator on a wind farm.

Baffled power chiefs said of the smash in Conisholme, Lincolnshire: “We have a team investigating.”

There was no trace of the missing blade.

A UFO expert said: “We are very excited.”

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