Planet Gore

Al Gore Will Give Money Back!

No, silly — not all of his prophet-of-doom profits. Just a few hundred thousand kroner.
Berlingske laments that Al Gore has cancelled his multimedia presentation in Copenhagen — you know, the kind where he walks around stiffly pointing at dubious graphs. (I wonder if he’s still doing the ladder routine?)
Three thousand disappointed Danes will get refunds on their tickets — the VIP variety of which (cocktails and a handshake included) would have set you back $1,209.
The reason given? “Unforeseen changes in Al Gore’s program for the climate summit.”
Now, what could the Goracle be doing two days before the close of Kyopenhagen?