Planet Gore

Like Bringing Coals to Newcastle

Farmer Orlan Dreyer wants Al Gore to visit his North Dakota farm so he can show the former Veep that there is no global warming in North Dakota. Mr. Dreyer, you must not be aware of the Gore Effect© which categorically states that if Al Gore comes to your town, you will experience colder temperatures. No matter how unseasonably cold it is in North Dakota, for the sake of your crops, rescind that invitation.


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