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George Clooney Reviews His Tesla

Hilarious. Here’s an excerpt from a recent interview of Clooney by Esquire magazine:

“Hey, where’s the Tesla?” I said when I was leaving his house. I was just giving him s**t; I didn’t know if he had a Tesla or not, and was trying to see if even George Clooney was susceptible to Hollywood cliché.

“I had a Tesla. I was one of the first cats with a Tesla. I think I was, like, number five on the list. But I’m telling you, I’ve been on the side of the road a while in that thing. And I said to them, ‘Look, guys, why am I always stuck on the side of the f***ing road? Make it work, one way or another.’ ”

Well, at least his Tesla never caught on fire.

 

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