Planet Gore

Lack of Global Warming Saves Australian Drunk from Crocodile

It’s your typical Australian gets drunk and tries to ride a crocodile story, except for this:

Malcolm Douglas, the park’s owner, said that the crocodile was capable of crushing a man to death with a single bite.

“The man who climbed the fence was fortunate because Fatso was a bit more sluggish than normal, due to the cooler nights we have been experiencing in Broome,” said Mr Douglas.

“If it had been warmer and Fatso was more alert, we would have been dealing with a fatality.”

Yes, yes. It’s just weather, not climate — but it’s still funny.

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