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Update on the Maldives, Global-Warming Poster Child

Even thought the island will allegedly soon sink below the waves thanks to global warming climate change global climate disruptions, that isn’t stopping one enterprising and brilliant entrepreneur from starting his new business on the “disappearing” paradise:

A travel company has announced plans to open a holiday resort in the Maldives staffed exclusively by young blonde women in an attempt to break the stereotype that “blonde women are less intelligent.”

As well as providing male and female holidaymakers with all the standard holiday resort services, female guests will be able to make use of a blonde-staffed ‘education centre’ which will teach them “how to always be perfect and look great”.

The Olialia development — which reportedly has British, Russian and German financial backing — is due to open on a private island in the tropical Indian Ocean archipelago in 2015.

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