And speaking of incompatible lifestyles, Chris . . .
A reader notes that Al Gore’s college hallmate and pal Tommy Lee Jones is not exactly a paragon of environmental virtue. TMZ.com has the story:
Tommy Lee Jones sure can pass a lot of water. No continence for old men!
According to the water cops down in San Antonio, Jones was the eighth-biggest water user in the city, gushing out 128,139 gallons per month in the last seven months — that’s more than $300 per month on H20 alone! Folks in San Antone are on year-round water restrictions, and an average homeowner uses about eight or nine thousand gallons a month.
So get this — the water police tell us they’re going down to Tommy’s house tomorrow to work out better water usage.