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My Remote Has Fallen and Can’t Get Up!

Via Baseball Think Factory, a 97-year-old Brewers fan called 911 because he could not find the remote control.

A squirrel conspired with Tony LaRussa to steal an acorn a strike from Roy Oswalt.

Other than swallowing a wad of chewing tobacco, Mike Napoli is fine after Tuesday’s collision with Sean Rodriguez.

Joe Posnanski rates the postseason commercials and notes, among other things, their repetitiveness, how they repeat, and get played  . . . over and over . . . 

Jason Epstein is the president of Southfive Strategies, LLC. He was a public-relations consultant for the Turkish embassy in Washington from 2002 to 2007.