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Reveille 7/28/14

Good morning.

Here are several links from the past week that will make your Monday at the office a bit more bearable:

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He still looks like the same man who “partied” with his teammates all night long after each glorious victory. When Damon signed with the Yankees and learned that Alex Rodriguez worked out every morning at six, Damon told the press that there were a lot of mornings “when I might not have been in at six in the morning.” Damon thought that “partying” would never end, but it did. He hasn’t partied with teammates in two years. He hasn’t played a game in two years, since the Cleveland Indians released him after three months of the 2012 season. Damon’s agent, Scott Boras, who once demanded an $85 million contract for Damon, now offered him around both leagues. “One team offered me $50,000 to teach their minor league players how to run bases,” said Damon. “Come on! $50,000 for eight months! I won’t beg for a job.” Which is not quite true. He begged the Yankees for a job last year, when Curtis Granderson got hurt. He told the Yankees, who once paid him $13 million a year, that he would play for the league minimum until Granderson returned. The Yankees didn’t want him at any price. “I wasted two years waiting for a call,” Damon said. “Now I don’t expect one.”

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That’s it. Have a walk-off week!

Jason Epstein is the president of Southfive Strategies, LLC. He was a public-relations consultant for the Turkish embassy in Washington from 2002 to 2007.

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