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A-Rod Channels His Inner Otter, Bolts Hearing

Otter, Delta House rush chairman, at a fraternity disciplinary hearing:

Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we’re not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Gentlemen! [walks out of the room]

A-Rod, Yankee third baseman, at a MLB disciplinary arbitration hearing:

This is ridiculous. You know you’re full of ####! [walks out of the room]

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Jason Epstein is the president of Southfive Strategies, LLC. He was a public-relations consultant for the Turkish embassy in Washington from 2002 to 2007.
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